10 Weirdest Phrases People Have Googled to Get to This Blog

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Published July 05, 2009 @ 09:00AM PT

Like most bloggers, I get curious from time to time how readers find me. A fair amount of the traffic to this blog comes from Google searches, most of which involve the phrase "human trafficking" in some form or another. However, there are always a few search terms people use that perplex me beyond belief. So, just for the sake of amusement, here are the ten weirdest things people Googled to get to this blog:

10. "Corona": Have I ever written about Corona? I don't think so. Have I ever written with a Corona? Probably.

9. "congenital amputee": I had to Google this myself to see what it is, and it's a person born missing a limb. I learned something new, but it has nothing to do with human trafficking.

8. "what causes free sex?": Ummmm.... alcohol? Fourth dates? House parties hosted after a recent break-up? There are a lot of answers to this one.

7."chipotle spam": Was this person looking for a recipe or a way to send unwanted email to Mexican fast food chains?

6. "congressional erotica":Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Please, Senator, put it back on!

5. "barely legal 16-18 teen sex": Something tells me this guy wasn't looking for information on human trafficking at all. Talk about a deflating search result.

4. "the truth about the underwear affair":Ok, hipster band or race horse? Or is this an investigator doing some Internet homework? We may never know the truth.

3. "where can I go to buy a lego strip club?": Unfortunately, I had the answer.

2. "brie legal porn": I'm pretty sure sexual interactions between man and cheese are legal in the U.S. Maybe not in Utah, though.

1. "appleseed ex machina hentai nude": WTF?!?! I cannot even begin to guess.

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The Underwear Affair is an annual race in four Canadian cities to raise money for research on cancer below the waist. Entrants participate in their underwear (mostly fun boxers, I hope).

I think it's my fault that that search led here, since I mentioned it in a comment. I wasn't aware there might be a scandal related to it, though. Hmmm.

Posted by Anemone Cerridwen on 07/05/2009 @ 09:29AM PT
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Thank you so much for not humiliating me by posting my Google search terms, "palin sondheim unicycle banana split."

Posted by Slim Chance on 07/06/2009 @ 05:25AM PT
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Amanda has been a full-time abolitionist for six years. During that time, she has created reports, documentaries and training materials on human trafficking in the United States and around the world.